He is already getting ready for his first date, some ten years away. We had this conversation on the way to the bus the other morning:
Kid: "Can I take Sidney to a movie when we're in high school?"
Me: "Yes, you can go out on a date when you're 16."
Kid: "I won't take her to a horror movie."
Me: "Oh, that's good. Girls don't always like those kinds of movies. You have to take her to movies that girls like. Sensitive movies."
Kid: "Like Jackie Chan movies?"
Me: "Well, that might be a bit violent for a girl."
Kid: "I never toot in front of her because she's a girl."
Me: "Oh, that's nice."
Kid: "I don't talk about butts either."
He's had a crush on this girl since last year. She used to play with him but now she's decided that he's a stinky boy. Still, he holds out hope. And refrains from farting in front of her.
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Words to live by, little fella. If only the big boys would remember those simple rules...
ReplyDeleteAny six-year-old who can hold onto his farts at will is well on his way to success with the ladies! LOL!
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you open for business again at a new location. :)
(BTW, this "girl" likes Jackie Chan movies quite a bit! though only the funny ones.)